ChubbyCable USB-C Review


USB-C cables one is red and yellow, one black and sliver, the other hot pink.

The good folk at ChubbyCable have sent me a trio of gorgeous USB-C cables to review. If, like me, your work colleagues always "borrow" your cables never to be seen again - these are a godsend. They're available in a range of colours - you can even design your own. You'll never have to say "where's my boring black cable? Janice? Do you still have it?" No, you'll see the dayglow colours from…

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On The Fediverse, No One Knows You're A Liar


Screenshot of the Mastodon interface. It claims the user has 97 million posts, follows 97 thousand people, and is followed by 97 billion accounts. It's join date is March 1997.

One of the reasons I'm still on the original Mastodon.social instance is that I am vain. I joined shortly after the project was announced and, as a consequence, I have a "joined" date of 2016 and a user ID of under 10,000. This doesn't make me an "elder statesman" and is rarely useful beyond bragging rights. If I moved to a different server, my "birthday" would be irrevocably lost 😢 But… what i…

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Book Review: Half of a Yellow Sun - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie


Book cover.

The first section of this book are, frankly, dull. It's the sort of sneering, middle-class soap opera which leaves me cold. Entitled twats ignoring the world around them. It's a stultifying atmosphere which nearly made me stop after a few chapters. And then... It's amazing just how well that cloying sense of safety is gradually shattered beyond repair. I knew very little about Biafran War. It…

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Some thoughts on Mastodon search


Cartoon of a tusked mastodon holding a phone.

The latest version of Mastodon includes search functionality. It's early days, but seems to work pretty well. Here are some of the interesting things I found when using it. Search is complex - expectations I don't mean the act of searching a database - that's routine - but I mean it is socially complex. Lots of people left Twitter because it was too easy to search for them. For example, if…

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Mosh supports .ssh/config


Unix is user-friendly — it's just choosy about who its friends are.

I've recently started using Mosh. It's a clever bit of software that keeps your SSH sessions running, even if your client goes offline or changes IP address. But I find the syntax used to launch it a bit verbose and easy to forget. A typical command is something like: mosh --ssh="ssh -p 1234" [email protected] Within the FAQ is a fleeting mention of how to configure Mosh. It says: Q: How do …

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Interview in Colors Magazine #75 - Cease Fear


Photo of me having my photo taken in an underpass.

This blog post was written in 2023 about events in 2008. Such are the joys of time travel… In August 2008, I published a blog post about being stopped and searched by the British Transport Police as part of The War Against Terror. A journalist, Elena Favilli contacted me asking if I'd be interviewed about the experience. I agreed and, in November 2008, they shot the following video: h…

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All phones are foldable. But some are foldable only once.


An old Blackberry phone with a smashed screen.

I want a new phone! I went to a wedding and everyone had one of those new folding phones. Social marketing has done a number on me and inveigled its way into my brain. Hey, I make decent money, perhaps I'll buy one. How much could they possibly cost? About £1,700 for a Pixel Fold or a Galaxy Fold. WHAT THE JUDDERING FUCK!? That's over twice the cost of my laptop. Over 4x the cost of my large …

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Review: ZyberVR Meta Quest 2 Recharge Station


Product show showing all the parts.

Without a doubt, the most annoying aspect of using VR is that the equipment eats batteries. On the Oculus Quest, the headset is rechargeable via USB-C - but the controllers take plain AA batteries. By default, there's no way to recharge them 😭 So a whole industry has sprung up to fix Meta's mistakes! The good folks at ZyberVR have sent me this smart docking station to review. Let's take a qu…

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The Digital Covid Test That Nearly Was


Photo of a lateral flow test.

These are notes that I wrote during the height of the Covid-19 pandemic. I've published them a few years later. By now, you're probably sick and tired of shoving a swab up your nose and / or down your throat. You've grown blasé about the little medical marvel as it reacts to whatever antibodies are flowing laterally. You don't even bother reading the paper leaflet any more. Right? But that swab …

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Book Review: The Naked Civil Servant - Quentin Crisp


Book cover for The Naked Civil Servant. A man's face split in two. The left if young and the right is much older.

It occurs to me that I mostly read modern books. But sometimes I dip into the classics to see what modern literature is built upon. Quentin Crisp was - depending on how you read his autobiography - famous for being infamous, notorious for being Proud before Pride, or an uncompromising icon of studied awfulness. The book veers wildly between achingly painful prose and unimaginably bitchy barbs.…

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Add Swipe Gestures to Firefox on Wayland in Pop_OS


Unix is user-friendly — it's just choosy about who its friends are.

tl;dr - edit the file ~/.bash.rc add the line export MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 then reboot. Once done, type into the Firefox address bar about:support and check that "Window Protocol" is set to "wayland". You can configure how swipes work by visiting about:config and filtering for "swipe": I'll say this for Linux - why have two different ways to accomplish something when you can have twenty? It…

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Using *over* 100% of our solar battery capacity in one day!


Line graph showing the battery's state of charge.

Please imagine I have an extreme-YouTube-shocked-face as this post's thumbnail image. We recently got a 4.8kWh solar battery installed. Batteries are still somewhat complex beasties. In order to prevent damage to the internal structure, a BMS (Battery Management System) ensures that each cell in the battery gets a fair share of wear and tear. One side effect of this is that our battery never…

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